i should have known:


that going to the mall at 1pm with every intention of getting drunk is a BAD idea.

that ordering pitcher after PITCHER of pinacolada, margarita and long island iced tea at tia maria's is the best and fastest way to get 2 people drunk in an hour's time

that alcohol enhances the alzheimers dna strain in my body making me forget a couple of time frames (paying the bill, talking to a friend in new york, walking towards the cr...) thus fast forwarding everything to my bestfriend and i throwing up in the sink.

that sitting down at the cold, bathroom tiles is not at.all.comfortable, not to mention hygienic!

that the resto manager is a good man who will readily help two drunken girls in the bathroom, constantly checking up on them if they are still alive.

that having my boyfriend see me in such a state of intoxication is the worst form of getting busted.

lastly, that the hangover will haunt me 24 hours after so here i am typing my misadventures at home because alcohol + scottish caller will send me throwing up again and i cant afford to do that in the office.


I have never been THAT drunk in my whole life but hell, all the embarrassment was WORTH IT! this is life :D