i really thought im gonna be spending christmas with 500 bucks in my wallet. that's how broke i am right now. good thing payroll is 2 days early. har har har. there's time for last minute christmas shopping.. ooohhh i cant wait :D


me: "directory assistance how may i help you?"
lunatics: do you want to hear some singing? (insert here a really LOUD intro...) HARK THE HERALD ANGEL SING...
me: this is directory, are you looking for a number?
lunatics: oh come on! it's christmas! HARK THE HERALD...
me: that was a nice song, thank you. how may i help you now?
lunatics: yes, please bear with us. we're calling from stamford house. it's a lunatic house, mental institution and we're all crazy. HAHAHA. HARK THE HERALD..
me: is there anything else i can help you with?
lunatic: yes, we're looking... for... the... number... of... HARK THE HERALD...